2/18/2010

The things kids say

Adrienne has often performed this one for me.  If I am home at nights (off the road from travels) I am usually the one who gives the kids a bath.  Adrienne loves to grab a cup and try to piss in the cup before she gets in the bath.  Needless to say she doesn't have any sort of semblance of aim so she pisses all over the floor and maybe gets a little bit in the cup.  At least she is close to the bath and I can throw her in there but it isn't fun mopping up all the piss on the bathroom floor.

Yesterday when the wife was putting Adrienne in her car seat getting ready to head out for school she looked at the wife and said "Mommy, your vagina is stinky."

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