I can't let this go.

This is what $8,000 worth of draperies, pillow covers and duvet covers looks like. Someone got raped.

If Life Was Fair Part 10

If life was fair I would have learned by now that unless I want to feel like I have been financially raped, I must give my wife a specific non-flexible budget for a household project and not agree to give her any more.  I just have committed myself to paying over $8,000 for drapes in ONE fucking room!!!  Oh wait, that is two rooms.  I forgot about the small windows in the laundry room.  Regardless, it is a total of four windows and I feel so fucking stupid.

If Life Was Fair Part 9

If life was fair our garage wouldn't smell like cat piss and decaying dead rodents.