1/04/2011

Getting Lucky

The last time I scored was when the wife got completely trashed on December 28 drinking moonshine with the sister-in-law.  She came to bed at 4:00 AM when she normally goes to sleep at 9:00 PM.  She had been smoking cigarettes.  So now it looks like I only get lucky when the alcohol has dulled the thoughts.  Welcome to marriage.

6 comments:

dCe said...

Welcome Indeed! A story I know well myself..

Anonymous said...

But after reading a few of your posts you seem like such a witty, caring, tenderhearted man. How could ANY woman not quiver with desire around you? *insert sarcasm here*

Fid said...

I'm amazed that you actually were able to stomach my posts. I agree, most women pretty much hate me.

Dave said...

Sorry bro....hope you got a nice bottle of lotion and a your happy towel close.

Anonymous said...

Just clicking along through blogs and saw your latest. I thought to myself why does this happen in marriage? So, speaking from a woman's point of view... I think we need to be reminded - frequently - of how sexy we are to you, without sex being instigated. Then when you do instigate sex, we don't feel like something you just plug into. Not sayin' this is where you're at. Just musing.
- too chicken to provide real id

Fid said...

Although we all know that women are wired differently than men when it comes to sex, the problem comes in with the fact that it takes a little extra effort. Once some men are married they don't want to have to put the extra effort forward. In my case I'm pretty damn lazy plus the wife is on medication that depresses her sex drive so it makes for a pretty pitiful sex life.