6/26/2008

Yeah, whatever

Lolo now is getting oral ulcers. The twins now are pretty much understanding most of what we tell them and they really are communicating with us. They are pretty much talking now.

6/14/2008

AFib Strikes Again

Well it has been a little over a year but it happened again. After an awesome meal of German food last night to celebrate the wife's birthday and a good night's rest the wife and I took an energetic stroll this morning. Granted I am out of shape and have not trained in over two years and am seriously in need of cardiovascular exercise, but we walked very briskly for an hour.

I mixed up my soy protein shake like normal with crushed ice. After downing it I went into atrial fibrillation. This really sucks. I am supposed to have a board meeting on Monday morning then hop a plane for Dallas to visit customers. Now all that is shot to shit. I will be in the hospital getting thousands of volts shot through my body to stop and restart my heart- hopefully resulting in normal sinus rhythm. The last time i had to have the cardioversion was April 4, 2007. It lasted more than a year this time but I am taking propafenone 3 times a day. Looks like it is time for me to get serious about another ablation surgery.

The wife and I did the video on demand thing last night and watched the movie "Savage Grace" with Julianne Moore. That was one fucked up movie and what makes it worse is that it is a true story. Basically this chick is really psycho and unstable and is married to this rich dude. He leaves her for a younger woman. As a result the unstable woman latches on to her homosexual son and does 3somes with him and ends up having sex with him. If my mother looked like Julainne Moore I might consider it.

So the son stabs his mother with a knife in the kitchen and calls the cops and then orders chinese food and sits down to eat with his dead mother on the floor.

That was one fucked up movie.

6/08/2008

Fecal Fanatics

The wife took the kids up to our mountain house for a little mini vacation last week. She has large balls to take the three hellions all by herself for the extended period of time she did. Adrienne who is two had diarrhea on the slide at the playground.

The next day the wife took the three hellions to the brand new YMCA close to our mountain house. While they were all splashing around in the pool Lolo left three logs in the pool. Because of this the pool had to be closed. So the wife slinked out with three kids screaming to get back into the pool.

Looks like Lolo is still stuck in the anal stage.

Lolo loves to read the book A to Z by Sandra Boynton. She recognizes every letter and can tell me what each letter sounds like. For better than half of the letters of the alphabet she can tell me another word that starts with the letter. For example the books first page has a picture of an Aardvark Admiring himself in the mirror. I ask her what other word starts with A and she always says "Alyssa" which is the name of her best friend.

Adrienne can count to ten and she has started reading the book Brown Bear to me. Not everything is intelligible but she definitely knows what each animal is.

6/06/2008

Rejected

It has been at least two weeks since I got any. The wife and the kids were away for 4 days. Tonight the wife asks me

"can I get a pass on sex tonight?"

Being the loving, patient but hornier than a billy goat husband I am I said yes.

I wish she were in the mood more often.

I am just happy that my hand isn't broken.